So Much For My Diet...

I just ate one of those ice creams with the chocolate cone and I had an ice capp. Bad, Stephy! I know it's not going to make me gain a hundred pounds or something but it's not good either! Since my sister's wedding is coming up real soon, I've been on a diet since abooout March? I need to get into that darn dress. I also decided to get back into shape because I hated that I couldn't fit into my jeans that well. But it's not like I'm losing over fifty pounds or something; just twenty to twenty five. Lots o' meat is better than bones!

It is SO hard losing those stupid ten pounds even. It's like they want to stick around forever and never let go. I don't think I've had Mr. Big in ages. Oh, chocolate. DAMN YOU! It's the very reason why I gained those annoying pesky pounds. Being a dance instructor really helped me keep in shape but I don't like dancing anymore. I've just lost interest in it. And yes, I was a dance teacher for those who don't know. I don't know why it's hard for a lot of people to picture it. I guess I'll just tell people that I was a fly catcher back in them old days; I bet that's believable!

Cooking doesn't help much. I love love love cooking and the food has to have an amazing flavour in order for me to cook it. So making something like low fat pasta doesn't excite me. As of late, I've been learning how to cook Iranian food. Or is it Persian? I like saying Persian. There's not a lot for me to learn since the majority of their food is meat but I've learned a few dishes.

After this wedding is all over and done with, I'M EATING CAKE! Back off, people. The monstrous cake eater by the name of Spoonman is comin' through.